Archive for December, 2008
Why ask why?
I just HAD to share my joy with others!
Sometimes it’s just too easy.
Same ol’, same ol’. It seems like RAoV do what they want, when they want, to who they want. I heard a rumor that one of them is Michael Jordan IRL.
It started out as a torrid love affair, but soon deteriorated into a heated argument…
My heart is now empty. I am scorned, alone, and a scrub
Santa woulda been proud
So, I’m in the Armsman’s Tavern doing what I could to make Hyperborea an enjoyable place to play. I was busy telling stories to the lowbies in the area and helping them with whatever their little hearts desired. You know, the usual.
In walks Challa. She was easy on the eyes, I guess. Kinda had a funk about her, but hey, some dudes might dig that. Anyway, she walks to the back of the tavern and…
WTF you think happened next?
I jumped her. Had to.
Wait for it…
Half was IC and half was OOC, so you better be sharp if you’re gonna follow it. I admit, it didn’t turn into the meltdown I thought it had the potential to, but there is one line in there I HAVE to comment on. Okay, two lines.
Line 1: She made reference to the fact that I attacked her while she was ‘alt tabbed looking at an application’.
Okay…even if I did care that someone was careless enough to alt tab while in an open pvp zone, how was I supposed to know she was applying for a job while she was plaing AoC?
Line 2: ‘Not that it matters to people like me’.
Condescending much? I’ll have you know that people like me have feelings too and when we get cut, we bleed. I am special. I am special. I am special.
Once I wiped away the tears, I asked her if I could sing to her. As you can see, I am not worthy of a response from ‘someone like her’.
I thought she might be ‘The One’. We laughed together, we held hands, we cuddled, and we shared our most intimate secrets with one another. It was perfect.
I was really into this fine piece of sexy until…